Mid Season Review: WEEK of 5-6

MID-SEASON REVIEW

Rank	Team	W-L-T	Pct	Pts	Streak	Waiver	Moves
1.	mexicanweaselpoppers	5-0-0	1.000	714.00	W-5	2	14
2.	Chinese Eggrolls	4-1-0	.800	687.00	W-2	1	5
3.	Cowboys	3-2-0	.600	587.00	W-1	7	4
4.	Thunder	3-2-0	.600	584.00	L-2	5	7
5.	The Whole Dam Show	2-3-0	.400	606.00	W-2	4	11
6.	Crotch Waffles	2-3-0	.400	604.00	L-1	10	5
7.	godzillas	2-3-0	.400	584.00	L-1	9	16
8.	In Flames	2-3-0	.400	559.00	W-1	3	9
9.	Martin Gramatica	1-4-0	.200	544.00	L-2	8	7
10.	Power Puff Girlz	1-4-0	.200	531.50	L-2	6	24

(Standings as of 9:48 PM Tuesday October 9, 2007)

Well, after 5 weeks of football,some things have changed and many have not.

First off with the

Same:

-PowerPuff Girlz remain in last place

-Mexican Weasel Poppers remain in 1st Place after 5 weeks with 5 consecutive wins

-The Most moves throughout 5 weeks top off with Power Puff Girlz, Godzillas,and Jimmasters, as usual

Differences:

-The standings have become closer over a period of 2 weeks. From 4 undefeated teams to every spot within one game of another.

-Mostly everyone's teams are totally different from the original drafted rosters with exception of top notch players.

Whos Hot:

Mexican Weasel Poppers- They have in fact, really been Jimmastering and Popperizing everyone in their path with the finale of a mexican hat dance. They arethe hottest team in the League through 5 weeks with the bases of the team: WR's Randy Moss and TJ Houshmanzadeh.

Chinese Eggrolls- The Eggrolls have prettymuch roled over everyone with the exception of the Thunder, a Week 3 Game in which the Eggrollswere put down by a margin of 3 points in a tough 151-148 loss. Yet besides that week, they have beat everyone by a margin of 20or more, that includes a 218-95 steam roll over the Godzillas in week 2.

The Whole Dam Show- Though off to a terrible winless first 3 weeks and score minimal points, the Show has won back to back blowouts to jump 5 spots in the standings out of the last spot in week 3. Even though it was against the 9th and last place teams, the Show still put on a great show two weeks in a row, taking Week 4 and Week 5 Viagra Top Scores in the League.

Who's Most Definitely Not:

The Power Puff Girlz and Martin Gramatica- Need to explain? One win each, last two places, Least point sin the league, both have lost two in a row. Need say anymore.

Godzillas- A well drafted team turned out to be one big bust in disguise that revealed itself Week 2. After a well deserved opening win against Martin Gramatica and Company, the Godzillas were pushed to the ground losing by more than I can count to their ownkind, the Chinese Eggrolls. They have, though had theirLuck and Unluckiness. A solid week 3 ended in a loss due to the Poppers just having a great week. But then Week 4 ended in a win due to poor performance from the Thunder. Yet their isno excusefor a low scoring loss in Week 5, especially when the opposing QB has 7,357 turnovers in one game.

Crotch Waffles- The only thing to say about them is that they can't score points when they are needed. The Crotch Waffles had thePotential to be 5-0 afterWeek 5. But a few points here and there leaves them at 2-3. The biggestproblemis they don't have that one dependable go to guy every week that is guarenteed to score you points.

Going Uphill:

Godzillas- Will bounce back from tough beginnings. They always find a way to do it, look for a key sleeper pickupto become a top scorer in the NFl for the Godzillas in the near future.

The Whole Dam Show- Toughest part of the Schedule is behind them, look for them to pull away in the next 5 weeks

Chinese Eggrolls- With their bye Weeks behind them look for them to make a legitamate first place push.

In Flames- By far the easiest schedule the rest ofthe way in the league. A tradeaway from being a 3 or 4 seed by Playoff time.

DOWNHILL:

Mexican Weasel Poppers- After a blazing 5 weeks, the Poppers will settle down and become a middle of thepack teamby Weeks 9-10. Critical bye weeks and injuries will hurt the Mexicans in the coming weeks. Plus they will face off tith the hottest teams in the league and then some more of the top teamsin the elague in the coming 5 weeks. The only thing saving the Poppers from a total collapse is the strong core of Wide Recievers in Moss, Williams, and Houshmanzadeh.

Martin Gramatica and Power Puff Girlz- Need I say more. Read the title of this category and you will understand.

Top Ten Draft Busts: Through 5 Weeks of Play

10- Maurice Jones-Drew-2nd Round-Whole Dam Show

9- Shaun Alexander-1st Round-Godzillas

8- Jerious Norwood-8th Round-Thunder

7- Reggie Bush-2nd Round-Mexican Weasel Poppers

6- Larry Johnson-1st Round-In Flames

5- Deangelo Williams-5th Round-Whole Dam Show

4- Philip Rivers-3rd Round-In Flames

3- Marc Bulger-3rd Round-Whole Dam Show

2- Drew Brees-2nd Round-Crotch Waffles

1- Steven Jackson-1st Round-Crotch Waffles