The Human Joystick Leaves The League Disgruntled

After 2 agonizing years of a Last Place and 6th Place finish, Ant D aka the Human Joystick aka Cant Touch This leaves the All Pro league a disgruntled fantasy footballer, this is a pic that was taken as he gave his final goodbyes and slammed the door,

I Quote, He stated- "I was cheated out of the league title two years in a row! All because Donte Hall should have been given a heck of a lot more points for a touchdown and every time he touched the ball because he is the HUMAN JOYSTICK! Josh cheats! All he does is look at his team and change it a lot and Jimmy gets help from his dad! You know what? Forget this league I am too good for it. You will see when I am crowned the world champion of fantasy football that I was cheated. You can just come see my trophy from whenI was world champ back in 1998. Well you coulld see it, but I would have to bring it to you one day becasue it is at my Dad's house, but just remember that I have it!"

He then commented on Joey Catena; who will be replacing Ant D in All Pro this season. "Joey will just forget about the league after the draft. He is a waste of time."

Hmmmmmmm, doesn't that seem like someone who USED to be in the league? Anyways farewell Human Joystick you probably will notbe remembered.......